FBI Recruiting for Anti-XXX Porn Agents
The FBI is gearing up to fight pornography, and they're looking for a few good men (or women) for the new anti-obscenity squad.
According to the Washington Post, "Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as 'one of the top priorities' of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of 'the Director.' That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III.... '"I guess this means we've won the war on terror,' said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity."
The new "porn squad" will be tasked with going after purveyors of adult pornography. The most succesfully prosecuted cases, according to the FBI Memo, have been "bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior."
Looking to join? Apply for a job at the FBI.
